Day 7: Kitchen Art Ham Dogger

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Quick! What’s the #1 problem facing America today? If your answer was “our national inability to properly fit a hamberger patty onto a hot dog bun,” then you are AWESOME, but you probably don’t read the news much.

I can’t think of a more fantastically useless gift than the Kitchen Art Ham Dogger. Here’s what it does: It forms hamburger meat into a tubular hot dog shape. Hallelujah! Here are a list of features:

• Makes 1/4 lb. hot dog shaped hamburger patties
• Easy to use
• Durable plastic
• Dishwasher safe
• Unclear purpose on Earth

You will be a white elephant gift party superstar. Your coworkers will tell the water cooler tale of the weird hamburger hot dog thing for years to come.

“Honey! We have lots of ground beef and lots of hot dog buns! Now what?”

Grab the Kitchen Art Ham Dogger for $11.19 (free shipping with Prime) on Amazon.com.

Photo credit: The Green Head

• Source: amazon.com